Hair of shame wall PRT 1!!

Ok right i was on the 104 on my way to stratford circus

listening to Scratcha's grimey breakfast show on rinse fm 100.4 (PLUG)on the the  mobile phone right...

minding my own bizzness in the early morning. These two african dudes come on the bus.All looking at me and smiling...

IM NOT IMPRESSED.

Now they both sAt infront of me.OK it being summer and all when you leave your yard or house whatever you want to call i tin the early morning.Your obviously going to

COMB YOUR DAMN HAIR.

Do you really think people want to see your big arse head with picky granules at the back of it.

EXHIBIT A.

PICKY A.K.A NASTINESS !!!!

COMBS ARE LESS THAN A £1

CREDIT CRUCNH CANT BE AFFECTING YOUR EAD PIECE!!

IS THIS WANT YOU WANT FOR YOUR LIFE!!

HE WAS EVEN SCRATCHING HIS HEAD PIECE AND ALL THIS DANDRUFF WAS JUST POURING. HERES ME THINKING WINTER CAME EARLY.!!!

PEOPLE...MANDEM COMB DI HEAD PIECE YOU HEAR ME...

ITS UNATTRACTIVE

YOU AINT GOING TO GET A GYAL WITH A PICKY HEAD PIECE

If YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO COMB YOUR HAIR OR YOUR FEELING LAZY TO DO THAT.ILL B RIGHT BEHIND SNAPPING AWAY LIKE I DID THIS GUY SO...

DO THE RIGHT TING YOU FI HEAR!!

ANY WAY MORE HAIR OF SHAME TO COME...

OH YH IF PEOPLE TOK THIS TOO OFFENCE.....

MI NAH CARE!!

IM REAL AND RAW IF U DONT LIKE PRESS THE X BUTTON AT THE TOP OF YOUR PAGE..

LOVE PEACE

&

HAIR GREASE

MI'KA

Summer a.k.a Wild season prt 1

I haven't blogged for quite some time  so i have alot to say an tell...Right i cant really remember if i told you about the WEAVE OF SHAME WALL!!.But if i did I've also decided to add the mandem to this category.We are, finally after a very very long time,approaching the Summer sun in our cold land of London.So now everyone is hitting them gyms and watching thier weight.Which i aint gonna lie ive been doing you know toning up the MI-DRIFT AREA(the tummy area).

Summer is known as the WILD SEASON.And i emphasis on the WILD SEASON. Because this is the time when males and females come out looking pratically naked.Therefore causing a certain stimulation to the opposite sex.Aswell as that this is when relationships unfortunately turn to for the worse.So the friend thats always like...

During Winter Convo

"im dealing with........now,there was just suming bout him.I love him,he even told me he loves and wants me to be his wife and baby mother.hahaha joka inint"

During Spring Convo.

"Im ok me and........just had an argument about some next stupidness he tells me that im acting like a yout yh.but hes the ones thats going on chupid."

1st day of Summer convo

"Oh my gosh...........i saw him wid another chick yh.and wen i approched him bout it he said that they were just freinds can u belive that watch"

Mid Summer..convo

"(CRYING)...we broke up.He said that he felt like it he was too young to be in a relationship".And that he was missing out on alot of tings".

But he lied.He broke up with you because its SUMMER!!!!!.

SO DONT CRY WIPE YOUR DAMN EYE AND SMELL THE COFFEE BECAUSE ITS ROASTING!!

HE DONT WANT YOU..

HE WANTS DA GIRL WITH DA ...

BIG BOOTWA AND THE BIG KAKOONTAZ....

 KEEP AN EYE ON 

PART 2 OF SUMMER A.K.A WILD SEASON 

LOVE PEACE

&

HAIR GREASE

MI'KA

BISH BASH BOSH IS IN THE ROOM!!!!!

If you've followed Bashy from when he was in Pay as you go cartel back in the daaaaaaaaaayz.You will know how  much Bashy has developed or "GROWN" as an artist.INFACT A LYRICIST.!!

Uk didnt really that much recoginition and it was all about the "American ting".But when artists like Estelle & sway finally got the recognition that they and London as whole deserved,it paved a way for other UK artist to also get London's name on the map.

NOW BASHY-BISH BASH BOSH HAS COME WITH HAS GOT EVERYONE IN THE INDUSTRY SCREAMING HIS NAME....WITH THE..2 VIDEOS........"RANSOM"...AND "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE."

OMFG-OH MY FLIPPING GOSH..

Bashy-Ransom

Now have you seen the way their punching and kicking him around....MY LAWRD..i would have just BOSSA'D dem in di nose hidiot.Now this is proper film material.!!

Bashy-Who wants to be a Millionaire???

and to answer the question I DO I DO I DO I DOOOOO!!!

Catch up!!!

Right ive been away for a hot minute.So i thought i will catch you up on what's been happening,

My childhood/always will be best friend..

Turned 18..and she went out partying...but people under the age of 18 couldnt go obviously not having I.D

She decided that we go to a fancy but cheap restaurant called LITTLE BAY!!

LITTLE BAY!!-LOCATION FARRINGDON

Now from the outside it looks like a fancy cafe.But trust when you go its look like a place where you can take you loved one.(wink ,wink).

They had this speacial deal going on, i forgot to take a picture of the board but it was.

12 noon-7pm food is cheap

7 pm onwards food is expensive!!

We sat down trying to trying to order quickly order before 7pm as we almost didnt make the deal.

Now you know when your in a fancy when there is bread and butter on the table.And dun noe we ate them buns of carbohydrates up.Leaving only the butter.

MOSTLY EVERYONE AND I SAY EVERYONE.

Ordered the 100% agnus beef burger with smoked cheese and ships on the side.A couple of people ordered some wine.Which made me feel really.....SOPHISCATED!! NO JOKE

I was sipping that like a pro...lool.

After a while i felt a little bit wierd as i had not eaten yet.So now where thinkg the food is taking its time.Then the waiter comes along and says.(In an italian/spanish accent dont know)

"SORRY BUT WE HAVE RUN OUT OF AGNUS BURGERS AND TWO PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO CHANGE THIER ORDER"

I was like this is a fancy resturant and you guys are telling me you've run out of what

"BURGERS".

But i thought let me a good sport and change my order.In which i decided to get the 

"PAN FRIED CHICKEN WITH VEGETABLE RAGOU AND MASHED POTATOES."

And lets just say i devourred that chicken up.Left HIM AND DRY..

FINGER LIIIIIIICKING!!

After that we were deciding if we should get some desserts but people had to go.So we decided not to.But there was this guy who was eating profiteroles.

I WAS SOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!!!

I think he thought that i was a hungry lost child.My mouth started watering and that.!!

Aswell as that my friend's friend bought her this i love it.!!Never knew they made stuff like that.

Its toilet roll......how cool is that....WIPING YOUR BEHIND IN STYLE!!

So now where leaving we ask the waiter for the bill........

OH MY FLIPPING GOSH A.K.A OMFG

They even had the ORDASITY to write thank you.They tries to charge us  

11.58 BRITISH POUNDS AND PENNIES.

ARE DEY MWAD!!

DO THEY NO GOD!!

IS THIER HEAD IN THE CORRECT POSSITIONS!!

IF NOT LET ME HELP YOU FIX IT!!

YOU DEY CRAZE!!

CLEAR OFF FROM ERE BEFORE I BOSSA YOU IN DA NOSE!!

HIDIOTZ.

If they gave us good service then i wouldnt mind.But they run out of burgers which i thought was bad customer service.So we paid the subtotal not the SERVICE CHARGE.

And we skoodoshed from that resturant i will go thier again if a certain someone will take me there.(wink wink).!!

     Then we headed out back to the poor broke ends of newham.

WHAT A DAY!!

Love peace 

and 

hair Grease!!