Catch up!!!

Right ive been away for a hot minute.So i thought i will catch you up on what's been happening,

My childhood/always will be best friend..

Turned 18..and she went out partying...but people under the age of 18 couldnt go obviously not having I.D

She decided that we go to a fancy but cheap restaurant called LITTLE BAY!!

LITTLE BAY!!-LOCATION FARRINGDON

Now from the outside it looks like a fancy cafe.But trust when you go its look like a place where you can take you loved one.(wink ,wink).

They had this speacial deal going on, i forgot to take a picture of the board but it was.

12 noon-7pm food is cheap

7 pm onwards food is expensive!!

We sat down trying to trying to order quickly order before 7pm as we almost didnt make the deal.

Now you know when your in a fancy when there is bread and butter on the table.And dun noe we ate them buns of carbohydrates up.Leaving only the butter.

MOSTLY EVERYONE AND I SAY EVERYONE.

Ordered the 100% agnus beef burger with smoked cheese and ships on the side.A couple of people ordered some wine.Which made me feel really.....SOPHISCATED!! NO JOKE

I was sipping that like a pro...lool.

After a while i felt a little bit wierd as i had not eaten yet.So now where thinkg the food is taking its time.Then the waiter comes along and says.(In an italian/spanish accent dont know)

"SORRY BUT WE HAVE RUN OUT OF AGNUS BURGERS AND TWO PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO CHANGE THIER ORDER"

I was like this is a fancy resturant and you guys are telling me you've run out of what

"BURGERS".

But i thought let me a good sport and change my order.In which i decided to get the 

"PAN FRIED CHICKEN WITH VEGETABLE RAGOU AND MASHED POTATOES."

And lets just say i devourred that chicken up.Left HIM AND DRY..

FINGER LIIIIIIICKING!!

After that we were deciding if we should get some desserts but people had to go.So we decided not to.But there was this guy who was eating profiteroles.

I WAS SOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!!!

I think he thought that i was a hungry lost child.My mouth started watering and that.!!

Aswell as that my friend's friend bought her this i love it.!!Never knew they made stuff like that.

Its toilet roll......how cool is that....WIPING YOUR BEHIND IN STYLE!!

So now where leaving we ask the waiter for the bill........

OH MY FLIPPING GOSH A.K.A OMFG

They even had the ORDASITY to write thank you.They tries to charge us  

11.58 BRITISH POUNDS AND PENNIES.

ARE DEY MWAD!!

DO THEY NO GOD!!

IS THIER HEAD IN THE CORRECT POSSITIONS!!

IF NOT LET ME HELP YOU FIX IT!!

YOU DEY CRAZE!!

CLEAR OFF FROM ERE BEFORE I BOSSA YOU IN DA NOSE!!

HIDIOTZ.

If they gave us good service then i wouldnt mind.But they run out of burgers which i thought was bad customer service.So we paid the subtotal not the SERVICE CHARGE.

And we skoodoshed from that resturant i will go thier again if a certain someone will take me there.(wink wink).!!

     Then we headed out back to the poor broke ends of newham.

WHAT A DAY!!

Love peace 

and 

hair Grease!!